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  Spankings at the hall.

  by avishai in

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  2. child-abuse

  i knew some parents who really beat the hell out of their kids.

  anyone else remember this?

  seems like when i was a kid, you could'nt go to a meeting without hearing screams of pain from either the b room or the bathrooms.

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  ther seems to be a real pattern here, do you think the dubs are so repressed by the bullshit they have to swallow that they take their frustration of not having a life out on their kids, or is it something more sinister
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  Spankings at the hall.

  by avishai in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i knew some parents who really beat the hell out of their kids.

  anyone else remember this?

  seems like when i was a kid, you could'nt go to a meeting without hearing screams of pain from either the b room or the bathrooms.

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  I knew an elder that used to smack the hell out of his kids at the back of the hall when they cried and as they got older he relegated it to a beating when they got home. All of the guys kids are out of the JW's now which isn't much of a surprise.

  Growing up I thought that it was normal to smack your kids every time they pissed you off, I'm starting a family this year and there's no way my kids will be beaten.
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  If you had to choose between Truth or Happiness

  by dh in

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  2. friends

  if suddenly you were confronted by someone who could grant it, and offered these two choices, which would you choose (if either).. 1.

  (truth) you can have the answers to all of your questions, know and understand the absolute truth about all things, who we are, where we came from and how it all happened, and most importantly, you will be able to comprehend why.

  the price of this insight is not cheap... you must leave behind everything you know; family, friends, pets, property, all things you value, you do not get to say goodbye and you will never see any of them again.. or.. 2.

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  truth, because then i could strive for happiness with a clear picture of what I had to do to be happy
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  Women ....

  by Celtic in

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  2. friends

  women.. they're a rummily scrumptious lot.. take breasts for example.

  from a mans point of view, how much better can life be, when you got a beautiful pair of scrumptious breasts to kiss and cuddle upto.

  if god was a breast, i'd love him to bits.. breasts.

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  womens breasts are the most wonderful thing on earth, I give thanks to them every day!

  Check out the goddess Artemis, she has many, many breasts.

  I am soooo becoming a pagan

  Dont forget that when you look, ogle and so on, there is a person attached to them with feelings, emotions and lots of other things as well. How would like to be judged by your ummmm below "package" alone????????

  If only!
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  Date for your diary

  by Satans little helper in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  tickets for the glastonbury festival of performing arts go on sale on the 1st april .

  last years tickets went in 24 hours, all 100,000 of them so make sure you ar either online or on the phone at 9am to ensure your place.

  most brits on here will know what glastonbury is, and no doubt a fair few people the other side of the pond will have had their consciousness changed by this world leading event.

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  Tickets for the Glastonbury festival of performing arts go on sale on the 1st April

  Last years tickets went in 24 hours, all 100,000 of them so make sure you ar either online or on the phone at 9am to ensure your place. Most Brits on here will know what Glastonbury is, and no doubt a fair few people the other side of the pond will have had their consciousness changed by this world leading event. Imagine the greatest music festival of your life, and then some, like woodstock but with decent music.

  http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/+glastonburyfesti-3/ link for info on tickets
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  South Beach Diet update again

  by Mulan in

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  2. friends

  i have gotten a couple of pm's wanting to know how i am doing on the diet.

  tomorrow starts week 4, and as of today i have lost 8 pounds.

  the last time i tried to lose weight was on weight watchers and it took me about 4 months to lose 8 pounds and then nothing more would come off.

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  I did Atkins early last year and it worked a treat, in 4 weeks I went from 215lbs to around 190. I'm only 5'9 but well built so I carry it ok. I managed to keep the weight off for quite a while but found that if you go back to eating normally then you stack the weight back on. It only works if you change your diet long term - I've put on almost all of the weight I lost and think I'll probably restart the diet some time soon.

  The only negative I did find is that it gives you REAL bad breath!
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  WT CD rom

  by simplesally in

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  2. bible

  i now have a pc again.

  i had gotten rid of the wt cd because i had a mac ................ can anyone get me a cd-rom?

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  I would expect it to be a real big size so it'll take up a hell of a lot of server space at your ISP. Anyone use kazaa?

  Anyone in the UK got a version we can burn off?
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  Why does God allow people to develop 'forbidden' special powers?

  by SM62 in

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  2. beliefs

  something i have been wondering about lately.. whether you believe in god or not, are a christian or some other religion or no religion at all, i'd be interested in your opinion.. according to those who believe in the bible including most christians, god condemns the use of 'special' powers/abilities.

  for example, esp, tarot, astrology, consulting a medium, spells etc.

  however, if god created us, did he not give us the ability to develop and use such powers?

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  there is definitely something out there.

  I was silly enough to do a Ouija board once in a flat where I lived and we supposedly contacted the spirit of someone killed quite violently. Ever since that day the flat had cold spots and an atmosphere which was threatening and uncomfortable. Things went missing and on several occasions things were moved to different places in the room. Once or twice this happened with just myself in the flat so it wasn't down to someone playing silly buggers. The incident that freaked us out most, and led to us leaving the flat was when my brother went down two flights of stairs to the loo and some thing banged on the door and told him to get a move on. This was in a totally empty house where we were the only people there.

  My ex has also seen the ghost of my mother on several occasions and my wife (who is very sensitive to these things) has felt a presence a couple of times when wierd shit has happened and I've inexplicably avoided harm. Personally I would like to believe but I've still got a healthy edge of scepticism as I haven't actually seen anything apart from the ouija incident which would give me beleivable evidence of something beyond normal explaination, but then I am an engineer and am inclined to only believe things when they have smacked me in the face.
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  You can't go to university but we're going to preach to those that do

  by ignored_one in

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  http://www.coloradodaily.com/articles/2004/01/26/news/news04.txt

  care for some god with your pizza?

  by scott heiser colorado daily staff

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  the quote that I thought was beautiful was :

  "As a tool to introduce people to the [group as a] community, it's a positive thing, but I think the way they go about it is a sales pitch, which is not what religion's about," said senior and dance major Nicole Phillips. "It's a dark, manipulative way of doing it. It's through consumerist tactics, marketing - it seems more like a business than spiritual practice - if it's about spirituality, you can't try and sell that."

  so true, so insightful
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  Any thoughts or suggestions........

  by sarahj in

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  hi, just wanted to introduce myself, i am 28 and from london and i am looking for some opinions.

  i have family that are jw's and in my late teens i began bible studies.

  i came close to baptism but was too scared about what i thought i would be giving up if i took that path.

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  My god a Londoner! We don't see many of them round here.
  
  Don't do it, really, being serious, please don't do it. It will only end in tears, and pain, tears and pain. Honestly.
  
  It's not the truth, I'm sorry but it's a load of bare faced lies. We know, we've been there. Some of us have been there for a long long time, I was and I hated it. You'd hate it, people think you're a wierdo as a JW and let's face it they are right. The beliefs are oppressive and as a young lady you will be expected to marry some spotty little wanker who is in 'good spiritual standing' and probably has bad breath and a suppressed bondage fetish. People will pity you, do you want to go through your life being pitied? and what about Xmas? I only really discovered Xmas 13 years ago and it's fun, do you want to give that up and deny your future children the joys of rabid consumerism?
  
  It's a big pile of pants, you know those smelly white Y fronts your favourite uncle wears, with the skid marks and the none too subtle staining?
  
  What more can I say?
  
  Steve